when your alarm clock goes off and you hit the snooze button
HAHAHA GUESS WHAT SCIENTISTS JUST FOUND A PLANET THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO EXIST AND THEY CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW IT WAS FORMED FUNNY HOW IT HAPPENS RIGHT AFTER THE 50TH
for fucks sake the image is even colored like gallifrey
Why are goosebumps called goosebumps
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.
I can’t wait until the Sherlock 50th Anniversary special! Maybe they’ll air series 3!
^this gif accurately represents both emotions im feeling simultaneously
Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
im just imaging someone half way through singing being violently shoved to the ground by zac efron it’s beautiful
A girl is asking her mother for tickets to the hobbit. She tells her mother that Benedict Cumberbatch is in it. Her mother reload by saying “oh, right, I read he does the voice for the dragon” then slowly Benedict appears in the air in front of them. He has been summoned.
"Also motion capture"
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power